AI-powered. Ego-deflating.

Nice ride.
Shame about
the roast.

Your car has main-character energy. Our AI has opinions. Upload a photo and let it roast your ride—your first one is free.

One photo. One free roast. One slightly bruised ego.

Sample roast / not a customer review

“Your car looks like it asks the speed bump for permission.”

Actual roasts vary. The attitude doesn’t.

Our promise, not a popularity contest

First roast free Jokes, not car advice Built for a laugh

From driveway to punchline

No tuning required.
Just thick skin.

Daily driver, project car, or your pride and joy. Give the AI something to look at and it’ll find something to laugh at.

On the roadmap

Picture-based shareables and social sharing are planned. For now, the main event is you, your ride, and the roast.

01
Drop your ride into the hot seat.
Upload a picture of your car or ride. A clear shot gives the AI more to work with.
02
Let AI do the disrespecting.
Get a roast inspired by your photo. Your first roast is free—consider it a test drive for your sense of humor.
03
Back for another round?
Go premium for $2.99 to keep the roasts coming. Apparently, one insult wasn’t enough.

Small price. Big attitude.

Try your first roast for $0. Want more? Premium is $2.99 for continued roasting. Check the plan details at checkout before paying.

For individuals getting started

$0/month

Your ride can take it. Can you?

Bring the photo you’re most proud of. We’ll take it from there.